Finally.

Finally I'm gonna update this with a monologue. Yes. You heard right. I'm finally gonna actually update. It is a rant about how exams suck. I actually said most of this to my friend on the phone. So behold, my MONOBLOGUE!

Oh my gosh. Exams come SO FAST! I need to study and study some more.....Oh gosh, and social studies....HOW AM I GOING TO PASS SOCIAL STUDIES???? Really. If I fail my exams, my life is ruined. I'll probably end up as a time-traveling hobo who goes into the future and buys machanical pencils and sells them in the past to other hobos who want to learn how to write. Except that's too cool. So I'd just be a pencil-selling hobo. But one day, I'd move to Kentucky and become a hillbilly. But then, I'd get bit by a fellow hillbilly and get deathly sick and need to move back to Canada cuz of the free healthcare. SEE? MY LIFE IS RUINED! ALL BECAUSE OF EXAMS!!!!!! And, when I'd move to Canada, all the hobos would make fun of me, cuz I'd be a hobo with a hillbilly accent....SEE? This sucks. But oh well. Hey, do you want to come over to study with me? Maybe you can save my butt when it comes to trig. Thanks!


Yes. I actually said all that completely seriously.